dear so and so....the "can someone get me a roll of toliet paper" issue..."anyone?"...."hello?"

some days you just feel as though you are left to drip dry.  the whole week wasn't like this but there damn sure were a couple of days!  join me won't you?

dear kell,

this is not the post i wanted you to read when i emailed you the link last night.  it is the one directly below this post that is titled "a thousand words thursday".  you can read this one as i do think of it as a writing exercise and it does help me tremendously.  but the one i actually wanted you to read is the one listed below.

love,
heav.
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dear co-workers,

there are 5 of us that sit in our little department.  yesterday 3 of you called in sick.  that left exactly 2 of us.  um, yeah.  sorry about your headache.  sorry about your kid, who you took off last friday to take care of AND THEN took her shopping out of town saturday with you and so then she really got sick this week.  the other person really was sick.  but you other two?  douches.

signed,
i bitch therefore i am.
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dear old fart at the bowling alley,

you have seen proof for the reason that i DO NOT fill the cappuccino cups all the way to the top.  my hands are shaky and then guess what happens?  I SPILL IT on my hands and burn myself.  i could deal with that, really i can, even though it was HOTTER THAN HELL. what i couldn't deal with was your response to telling you about my shaky hands by calling it an affliction. and then still bitching about the 1/4 inch of vacancy in the top of your cup.

you smell like an underwear drawer and there is an octopus growing out of your nose.

signed,

the bitch who starts fires with gasoline.
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dear whiny rep who works for my company,

quit worrying about the new rep.  get your ass off your couch and get to work.  new guy is smoking your tired ass AND servicing your accounts.  and guess what?  i'm going to help him in anyway i can.  don't call me crying because i'm going to tell you to build a bridge and get over it.

dry it up and lose the attitude or all those 5 accounts you have?  are magically going to change to new guy.

signed,
she who has the power.  and don't you fucking forget it.  douche.

ps-i sent your call to me to the director of operations.  since its recorded and i can.  shame on you.

signed once more,
don't mess with me.
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dear t,

thank you, so much for sending me "roan inish".  it was a lovely, lovely story and was something that helped me relax after the week of douchery listed above.  also, thank you for telling me about brown birch tea and sending me the link on birch trees.  i love learning new things....

signed.
selkie.
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dear pal,

thanks for the ledge retrieval services.

signed,
friend.


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dearest,

walk forward, your life is waiting for you to live it.

signed,

herself.
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join us won't you?  ms. kat thought of this awesome writing prompt and i DIG it!

a thousand words thursday

father.

alzheimers. 

my sisters and i are now starting our journey with my father and his care.

any prayers, advice and directions that anyone has to spare, 

would be greatly appreciated.

to say that we are afraid and overwhelmed?

is an understatement. 

photo credit....me.

emanate

to flow out, issue, or proceed, 

as from a source or origin; 

come forth; originate.

come forth. 

photo credit:  me.